Hi, I'm Alex of Burg, and with me as always is Nall.*To the tune of "Mambo #5"*
Claude: 1, 2, 3-4-5,
I was surprised to still be ali~ve
After, after that little accident
That really sent me flyin'...
But I wound up somewhere sweet!
(It's nice to have real ground under my feet!)
And I meet Ashton (or Opera), and Celine, and Rena,
And as I still journeyed, they were only getting sweeter.
So I guess it's for the best. I thank ya, tri-Ace,
For giving me quite a great selection.
All is good, everything fits,
But now I must send in the trumpet.
A little bit of Opera in my life,
A little bit of Ashton by my side,
A little bit of Rena is all I need,
A little bit of Noel is what I see,
A little bit of Precis in the sun,
A little bit of Leon?! He's too young!
A little bit of Chisato, here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man.
Rena: Go from the Shingo Forest all the way up to Cross;
Try to cross the ocean all the way to El in a rush,
Then watch Clik get completely crushed!
Fairy Heal once, then Star Flare twice!
And if it looks something like this, then you're doin' it right!
A little bit of Dias in my life,
A little bit of Celine by my side,
A little bit of Claude is what I need,
A little bit of Ernest is what I see,
A little bit of Precis in the sun,
A little bit of Opera and her gun,
A little of Noel, here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your gal!
Claude and Rena: The Ten Wise Men will do all they can do to take over all, including you,
But they can't run, and they can't hide,
You and me are gonna stop those guys!
Nall: Hey, Alex, I thought Iwas the only one to introduce the tributes!
Alex: Well, you snooze, you lose, Nall. *To the audience* Care to go back?